Keira Knightley and Sienna Miller joked with reporters at a recent London awards ceremony - by pretending to be lovers. How original and quirky and funny, you two are so cool, sorry I mean lame.
Apparently they were both stuck for a "real" date so they made one super cool one up.... each other, wow you crazy kids that's how rumours start..... except when you are so stupid that you blatantly start them yourselves.
Keira told the adoring media throngs "We couldn't get a date for tonight. It's so hard. So we decided be each other's date." Oh you poor things it's so hard to find a man you have to stoop to being a lesbian. You are unconvincing because you didn't style your hair into a fauxhawk to go with your faux lesbian ways.
She then went on to "jokingly" (take that with a grain of salt because it 'aint funny) say they are now officially a couple and even held Sienna's hand.
Did you also press your faces together again in a ridiculous straight girl camera hug?
These types of things just bring back memories of Kimberly Joseph and co hugging at the end of every scene of Paradise Beach (what a delighfully horrible show).
These types of things just bring back memories of Kimberly Joseph and co hugging at the end of every scene of Paradise Beach (what a delighfully horrible show).
Sienna doesn't get away with this either as she piped up with a "It's true. Our secret's out - we're dating."
And she looks beyond ridiculous in the above photo.
I loathe you both.
2 comments:
never been a fan of keira, i'm so glad you've given me a concrete reason to openly despise her, thank you
god i miss paradise beach - especially libby tanner's fluro green skirt.
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